A drinking story? I could tell a drinking story, or two, or ten, but I won’t. The holidays are a joyous time with many enjoying holiday cheer. Don’t drink and drive, but enjoy a few if you can. For those who don’t or perhaps shouldn’t, be of good cheer. Set out below are the lyrics of a song reminding us there are a few who should not have a few.

My Own Worst Enemy

“Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there’s a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn’t mean to call you that.”

The artist for this song is appropriately “Lit”. Enjoy the holidays, find peace and the true spirit of the season. Limit the spirits themselves if it seems wise.